Kids say the Darndest things

I have the opportunity to have young children around me in my daily life and i must admit, they really are a joy and a blessing. Somedays when one is feeling all gloo,. you hear a comment from a child and you just have to laugh.

Thought i'ld a couple of things i heard recently that really got me laughing:

From a little girl learning about sexuality, in trying to explain the different ssexual organs, she confirms: " He has peanuts, i have bigina"

From a child who is waiting to get water from a water: "Don't finish all the water in the water fountain, i need some too."

Kids truly believe whatever you tell them so please be careful what you tell your kids.
Scenerio: Someone was joking and told a 3year old little boy he was 5 not 3. I guess that stuck to the boy. The boy comes in the other day, and am having a conversation with him:
Me: So O, how old are you now?
O: I'm 5 yrs old
Me: 5? No, sweetie, i think you're 3
O: No, i'm 5
Me: O, you're only 3, when i ask you how old you are, say 3 ok?
O: OK
Me: O, so how old are you?
O: I told you Miss. Chic, I'm 5.

Well, that was the end of our conversation; i was not going to push it anymore maybe his parents will convince him later.

Another little child, (this is funny) now, this little boy's name is Tobi. Yes p, by default, Tobi is one of my people, his parents are straight up niajas'. Tobi is a handsome young boy that can not be mistaken for anything other than of african descent with all his beautiful dark features.

Someone had made a joke about Toby (from Roots) so a conversation btw the little child and the T goes like this:

T: What's your name? now, before the child could answer, T says Kunta
This happens about 4 times. The forth time, the child "kuku" answered Kunta.

An older friend ofmine just had her third child. The parents let the children name their baby sister and the name Gabriella from high school musical was chosen. The kids were happy but they wanted the boy from high school musical (can't remember the name now) to also be part of the family. A week ago, the older boy was heard telling his younger sister to look at daddy's tummy, his going to have to go to the hospital like mummy to bring the boy home.

Again, I love kids for real...