Wednesday, November 7, 2007

A Plea

I'm using this medium to appeal to all armed robbers in nigeria. In the name of God, i'm begging you on my knees and from the innermost part of my heart and with everything that is within and is of me; LEAVE MY PAPA ALONE! He is all i have; abeg have mercy on a motherless child, i know you have one at home yourself- (Mi o shako) (it is not yanga) let atleast one of these people see their grandchildren (well atleast from me) or even let the ones he has now grow pass the age of 5; in this case, since death was cruel enough to take his wife, then you robbers should allow this one time.



Allow him to reap the fruits of his labor, the man tried, i lie to you not. The man actually told me one day like this that even if he has to drink garri everyday, we his children will not suffer; and suffer, we did not.

It's only remaining small eh, i will marry and have those kids the man wants to see, abeg let him atleast walk his daughter down the aisle, he has not gotten the opportunity to do that yet as per the ones wey don marry are boys. I still don't have that money yet to buy the man his car or whatever it is he wants, so abeg allow me time eh, biko, ejoo.

But sha o, you rogues no dey fear sha, i can bet the man is older than your parents at home, and you still had the guts to tell him to lie flat on the floor. It's sad to say that driving in nigeria, you anticipate things like this and have hidden corners in your car. You people didn't find the 3 mobile phones the man carries around like his into some shady business abi? sorry about that.

But ehh, abeg, if you happen to be reading this, return the cologne in the traveling bag, i beg of you, if you want cologne, just e-mail i will buy, but papa's own dey cost me too much money and i just got that one, me thinking i'm good to go atleast till January, then una just take am like that. There are still no money tries in this country, i work pretty damn hard and every penny counts. The rest of the trouser and shirts, and the senegalese kaftan, i give you permission to keep or give to your own folks.

As you can see, i have not insulted you in this message, i could have cursed you and your entire household. But as a child of God, all i have done is pleaded with you... so please ehh, harken. I will also leave you with advice from the good book:

Exodus 20:15: “THOU SHALT NOT STEAL

woe be unto the man, woman, boy or girl who breaks this commandment!

"Let those who have ears, hear". (and those who have eyes, read)

3 comments:

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Thank God he is safe. Cologne can be replaced anytime, but a life...

Unknown said...

Solomonsydelle, thanks again, and yes oh, thank God he is safe

princesa said...

I like the way you tried to make this funny. You mean your dad was attacked by armed robbers?? Thank God he is okay.

lol@returning the cologne. If them return am, you go collect??